Job interview!
Mar. 22nd, 2013 12:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
minty_fresh_money[Kanti absently tapped her pen impatiently against her desk, waiting for the interviewee to arrive]
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[That's right, she didn't have a secretary to announce them, did she? But secretaries cost money, but... okay, this wasn't the time]
Kisha! You can come in now!
[... maybe she should hire a prinny. Those were pretty inexpensive]
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[That's right, she didn't have a secretary to announce them, did she? But secretaries cost money, but... okay, this wasn't the time]
Kisha! You can come in now!
[... maybe she should hire a prinny. Those were pretty inexpensive]
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Date: 2013-03-22 06:36 am (UTC)[Kisha walked in, looking around.]
Let me guess, even this room was a bargain offer.
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Date: 2013-03-22 06:38 am (UTC)I've never been your manager, so I need to make sure you'll be a good employee!
What's wrong with the room?
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Date: 2013-03-22 06:42 am (UTC)We did work together before, didn't we. You should already know.
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Date: 2013-03-22 06:43 am (UTC)[Kanti pulls out the cigarette, lighting it up and... yeah, it's one of her weird mint cigarettes, of course]
We did, but that's not the same thing as being your manager.
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Date: 2013-03-22 06:48 am (UTC)And you are pokining a cigarette now. That could set this entire place ablaze.
Hmm, an arsoning story...
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Date: 2013-03-22 06:50 am (UTC)Don't you dare try to slip a story about me into the paper! No amount of money would let you get away with that!
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Date: 2013-03-22 06:56 am (UTC)A truly heartwarming story!
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Date: 2013-03-22 06:58 am (UTC)I'm going to take away your license if you continue that line of thought!
[What license]
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:00 am (UTC)By the way, you did not refuse, oppose or deprecate, so I take it that you are not really against it. How sweet.
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:01 am (UTC)I refuse, oppose, and deprecate, too! And everything else that means I'm against it!
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:06 am (UTC)You didn't deny that you approve it, though. 'Newspaper employer discovered to harbor a deep, dark secret: She is part Tsundere!'
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:07 am (UTC)I deny that I approve it! A-and I'm not tsundere! At all! W-what does that have to do with anything?!
[... why is she suddenly stammering like a tsundere...]
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:10 am (UTC)[And that was flashlight. Someone just had a photo taken of her]
Evidence obtained.
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-22 07:14 am (UTC)And thereby, I proved my qualifications.
And your focus on 'tsun' over 'dere'.no subject
Date: 2013-03-22 07:17 am (UTC)... y-yes, that was just a test! Your ability was... passable. You're hired.
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Now give me the camera.
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:19 am (UTC)[She pressed some buttons on her camera, then threw it at the mage.]
I just had to save that picture to my personal account first.
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:20 am (UTC)The login details for your account, too!
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-22 07:26 am (UTC)...
If you ever try to submit the story to some other rag, I'll hunt you down myself.
[At least if Kisha stays with her, Kanti doesn't have to worry about the story sneaking past her scrutiny]
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-22 07:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-22 07:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-22 07:39 am (UTC)...
[Suddenly, her expression blanks out]
Just go find a story that has nothing to do with me.
Before I shoot you.
[That's the black hole cannon she has out now]
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-22 07:42 am (UTC)[... she hasn't put away the cannon]
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:45 am (UTC)It is titled 'Excessive Violence: Is it actually an expression of love among mages?!']
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Date: 2013-03-22 07:48 am (UTC)...
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What are w ethics *cough*
Date: 2013-03-22 08:46 am (UTC)[Kisha took the report back without any shame crossing her face, and handed a different report to Kanti... before removing that one as well before Kanti could see the title, and handing her a third one.]
This is a report on the Demonic Rights Management practices of Esoteric Arts, leading publisher of Slaystation games. Apparently, not only do they pay their workers, their games do not even enslave those who play it.
[The title was 'EA's DRM practices: Heralding the downfall of the Netherworld?]
:o ! 1/2
Date: 2013-03-22 08:51 am (UTC)2/2
Date: 2013-03-22 08:52 am (UTC)This is the story of the century! Or the decade. Or the year. Or the week... probably just the day. Who would have thought EA capable of such things?! Now the Netherworld will finally see them for who they truly are!
And
weI'll get rich in the process!I am résponsiblé
Date: 2013-03-22 09:07 am (UTC)You and your money shemes.
Well, they are as adorably silly as the dotspam.Very!
Date: 2013-03-22 09:16 am (UTC)My schemes are always effective!
There's nothing adorable or silly about them!Re: Very!
Date: 2013-03-22 09:35 am (UTC)Effective at backfiring, maybe.
Re: Very!
Date: 2013-03-22 09:37 am (UTC)Whether they backfire or not doesn't matter if I'm still making money!
Re: Very!
Date: 2013-03-22 09:47 am (UTC)You aren't making money if you get half of it confiscated by the authorities...
Okay I'm going to bed now.
Date: 2013-03-22 09:50 am (UTC)That's only happened once!
Night^^
Date: 2013-03-22 10:10 am (UTC)And what abotu the other time when...